His middle name is Yoda

"Sleep you must, my young jedi. Many pimples and wrinkles you'll get, if 8 hours beauty sleep you don't get. May the force be with you.

Not working your brain is. Sleep you must now. The worm the early bird gets, yes, the bird gets. Good night, young jan-di."

Ahahahaha... Difficult not to guess who these sms-es came from... To question, no time there is. Sleep. *lights off*